Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Piñatas are the only socially

Piñatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding

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Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Piñatas are the only sociallyMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET