Harry Ellis - Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt commando a mid-century bowling alley built

a mid-century bowling alley built when the west side was still open desert

Inspired by Trading Places

and absolutely zero regard for pronunciation standards

white text reads "HILL VALLEY" and "CALIFORNIA

Harry Ellis - Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt commando a mid-century bowling alley builtNegotiating with Hans Gruber like you're closing escrow in Marina del Rey takes a special kind of cocaine confidence. Ellis earned that plaque in roughly ninety seconds, and nobody from HR is coming to collect it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high contrast stencil art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit, rendered in white and cyan ink within a decorative white rectangular border. Below,