The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White " followed by blue text

" followed by blue text reading "Ridgefield

rendered in skin-tone

Everyone who hot-glued something for three weeks will hate you

and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds

The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White " followed by blue textSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.